3 Sep 2010

Customer Service PSA

When you have called customer service and talked through everything
and it's the end of the call, I have a request for you.

When the CSR asks if there is anything else they can help you with, do
NOT answer "the winning lottery numbers."

It wasn't clever the first time someone said it and it's not clever now.

2 Sep 2010

Cute Pose

This is one of the few cute things Spaz does.

28 Aug 2010

Recent News

To catch up on the latest happenings:

1. Despite appearances, California has decided that Lindsay Lohan is
not a skeezy crackwhore. Umm...right.

2. I woke up to the news that Paris Hilton was arrested for coke
possession. I don't know if there's a thing in the world that can be
done to take the sheer mean girl glee away from me at this moment.
Paris Hilton made women my age look like twits and I don't appreciate
it.

3. Glen Beck is such a douche that even the republicans I know are
bad-mouthing him. What do we need to do for him to disappear forever?
Perhaps he should go sleep with the fishes? (And no, I really don't
advocate killing him and dumping the body. I'd just like to get that
level of quiet out of him.)

4. Dudes. They are not building a mosque. Even if they were, why on
earth should it matter to you? It is a religious center in a country
with freedom of religion. It's not like Al Qaeda is going to be
sitting inside the building, twirling their mustaches and chortling.

27 Aug 2010

Mac Lethal - Sun Storm

Gotta love a dude who loves KC.

I feel like I should tell you there's swearing, but fuck it--you read
me or know me and are therefore used to it.

(Also? I'm still not used to being older than people in the public eye.)

24 Aug 2010

If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses

If Historical Events had Facebook Statuses

Click through for hilarity.

22 Aug 2010

School of Rock

Where's Jack Black?

21 Aug 2010

Spaz

19 Aug 2010

LeVar Burton

So, it's probably too late to point out that if your eyes are delicate and you can't stand swearing, you shouldn't have opened this.

But, uh...I think they hit them all except damn. So let me put that out there for you.

19 Aug 2010

How to Disable Facebook Places

Yesterday Facebook rolled out a new feature called Places that lets you and your friends check in to locations, Foursquare-style. If you'd prefer to keep your location private, or at least stop your friends from posting it, here's how.

You're on the internet reading this post, so it's safe to assume you use FaceBook. Seriously, who doesn't nowadays? Shutins and paranoid schizophrenics?

(So.....I've now made my offensive comment of the day.)

My point is, unless you are a Foursquare or Gowalla devotee, you probably aren't interested in your friends knowing where you are at all times. Follow the link to learn how to change your Facebook Places settings.

17 Aug 2010

10/10 Taxi

A new Johnson County service, 10/10 Taxi, makes it simple — $10 for up to five miles and a maximum of $15 after that, and 10 minutes or less to pick you up or you get 10 percent off.

I live a little bit outside their area, but I'm glad to see that this option is being offered in JoCo. We don't have much in the way of cab services right now.

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