If you have ever read a Jane Austen novel, you need to go to Amazon and pick up Bitch In a Bonnet. It’s 99 cents and worth every single damn penny and more. You probably spent more than that for a soda to go with your lunch. In it, the author shows us how misunderstood… Continue reading eBook Recommendation: Bitch in a Bonnet
Check out the badass Christmas present Jess and Aaron gave me! We are watching this fabulously awful movie now and have been defending ourselves with the hangers and guns. The toilet paper? You need to watch the movie to know about that. Go to Netflix. Watch Birdemic. Try to do it with snarky people if… Continue reading Birdemic
The crossing guard at my intersection has been gone all week. There was a cop there today, wearing the crossing guard vest. I wonder what happened to the crossing guard. I wonder what the cop was thinking as he stood there, waiting for 8 AM and kids. I wonder why I notice things like missing… Continue reading Crossing Guard
I spent my evening in a completely unexpected manner. While many aspects were quite shitty, I did enjoy the two and a half hours spent just chatting and teasing with my mom and my sister.
I did not burn bacon today. Success is mine.
2012 began on a sad note. I burned bacon.