I went to Phoenix last February to visit my grandma. It was a fun trip (hi, Grandma!) and I had a great time. She was nice enough to buy me tickets on Southwest to get out there and back. I have to admit, I was scared I’d be told I had to buy another ticket when I got to the counter or on the plane because you know what? I’m fat and Southwest doesn’t like fat.

I was so worried that what happened to Kevin Smith would happen to me.

I was going to get on here and rant about it for a bit, but Kate Harding from Salon.com has written the response that I wanted to say.

I’m going to go see Kevin Smith when he comes to town next month. I’m betting he won’t be flying Southwest to Kansas City.