Let me tell you something about why I should not be left alone for extended periods of time. I am the sort of person who will open a new bottle of Ibuprofin and then decided to count and see if there really are 100 coated tablets inside.
It started innocently enough…I had the beginnings of a headache and had just bought some Ibuprofin, my pain reliever of choice. I opened the bottle, took two out and wondered….Do they ever miscount?
Three seconds later and the bottle is emptied on the desk in front of me and I’ve started sorting them into groups of five.
While I can not vouch for all bottles of ibuprofin, I can tell you that this one did have exactly 100 tablets. I’m gonna go take my two ibuprofins now, put the rest in the bottle and go see how much it would cost to get “nerd” tattooed on my forehead.