I went to Phoenix last February to visit my grandma. It was a fun trip (hi, Grandma!) and I had a great time. She was nice enough to buy me tickets on Southwest to get out there and back. I have to admit, I was scared I’d be told I had to buy another ticket when I got to the counter or on the plane because you know what? I’m fat and Southwest doesn’t like fat.
I was so worried that what happened to Kevin Smith would happen to me.
I’m going to go see Kevin Smith when he comes to town next month. I’m betting he won’t be flying Southwest to Kansas City.