So, I have two lightbulb jokes for you. I made one up and the other one I heard a while ago and forgot who told it first. If you know, good for you.
So not mine, but I find it hilarious because I mock hipsters at every possible opportunity:
Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. You don’t KNOW?!
Mine and don’t you forget it:
Q. How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. What does it matter, we’re all going to die alone in the dark anyways.