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Lightbulbs

So, I have two lightbulb jokes for you. I made one up and the other one I heard a while ago and forgot who told it first. If you know, good for you.

So not mine, but I find it hilarious because I mock hipsters at every possible opportunity:

Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. You don’t KNOW?!

Mine and don’t you forget it:

Q. How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. What does it matter, we’re all going to die alone in the dark anyways.

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