“If hunger is a problem in America, then why do we have an obesity problem among the people who we say have a hunger program?” Santorum asked.

Let’s see…we have an obesity problem because when people are poor and can’t afford much of anything, they’re going to buy the food that delivers the biggest caloric bang for their buck.

Just, you know, off the top of my head.

Feministe has a few more things to say on the subject that pretty much cover everything else I was thinking. Just mentally add in a few more curse words to get the true Christy effect.